Very classy spam

So if you get as much spam as I do, you are familiar with that magical wonderland of half-English subject lines and random "sent from" names. Well, today I was surprised to receive some porn spam from famed Shakespearean actor Derek Jacobi. How sad. If Sir Derek has to supplement his income by sending me emails about busty coeds, the state of live theatre is sorry indeed. Or maybe he just likes busty coeds. I can respect that.